Nicknames

A lot of my friends have nicknames, i.e. Baby Corn, Prison Mike, Kool Aid Man, Baby Chipotle, JBooty, tonda pones jr.... etc. So I always feel left out with the nickname phenomenon. I want one too. My friends usually call me JP or Jess or Jessi (which only a select few can use) but that isn't a nickname, that's just a different version of my name. Anyhoo, my friend Michael has been calling me Kelly Kapoor for a while and just realized that maybe that should be my nickname. Let's see if it sticks.