Why did I come here again?
I was reading an article about forgetfulness and I'm number one!!! I will forget everything! I even write it down and still forget. I liked how the article described different stages of forgetfulness. If you want to read the entire article, its at: http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/10/24/o.midlife.memory.meltdown/index.html
Here are a few excerpts:
• There was Colliding-Planets Syndrome, which occurs when you fail to grasp, until too late, that you've scheduled a child's orthodontist appointment in the suburbs for the same hour as a business meeting in the city.
• Quick-Who-Is-She Dysfunction surfaces when you are face-to-face with someone whose name stubbornly refuses to come to mind.
• What-Am-I-Doing-Here Paranoia leaves you standing empty-handed in a doorway, trying to figure out what you've come for.
• The Damn-It-They-Were-Just-in-My-Hand Affliction leads to panicky moments spent looking for your favorite new sunglasses, when all the while they're on top of your head.
• And Wrong-Vessel Disorder results in placing the ice cream in the pantry rather than the freezer.
I suffer from alllll of these!!!!!!!!!
Here are a few excerpts:
• There was Colliding-Planets Syndrome, which occurs when you fail to grasp, until too late, that you've scheduled a child's orthodontist appointment in the suburbs for the same hour as a business meeting in the city.
• Quick-Who-Is-She Dysfunction surfaces when you are face-to-face with someone whose name stubbornly refuses to come to mind.
• What-Am-I-Doing-Here Paranoia leaves you standing empty-handed in a doorway, trying to figure out what you've come for.
• The Damn-It-They-Were-Just-in-My-Hand Affliction leads to panicky moments spent looking for your favorite new sunglasses, when all the while they're on top of your head.
• And Wrong-Vessel Disorder results in placing the ice cream in the pantry rather than the freezer.
I suffer from alllll of these!!!!!!!!!
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