What does your workspace say about you?

I have a very messy desk. It is definitely a reflection of your personality. I try to keep it organized but it doesn't stay that way for long. I do have random items on my desk. I collect a lot of things and I feel like it brightens up my day. Here are a few items:

1. foam parents- Yea, you read right. I can grow new parents. Here are the instructions for use: place your new parents in room temperature water. they will begin to grow within 2 hours and will become their full size in 72 hours. And your parents can be grown again and again. YES, its a real thing, I got it as a gag gift when I first started working here. Hilarious.

2. MAC Fafi doll- Yes, another toy, this one is just this orange hair little toy wearing skanky clothes and thigh high socks. She's feisty, I named her amber.

3. Scotty McChirp- my official cubby buddy. Another gift for me, its a little magnetic bird that holds my paperclips. It used to chirp everytime I would take off a paperclip but the battery died.

4. An iHome- Because if I didn't have music, I would be soooooooo bored!!!!!!!!

5. Various condiments- Yes, I have duck sauce, ketchup, syrup, soy sauce, salt... Its in a little pile on a corner of my desk.

6. Colorful blank greeting cards- Because every once in a while, I need to send a greeting to someone. I have 200 note cards, I will use them all one day.

7. A candy filled Cinderella wand- from Disney, my boss brought it for me. NICE!

8. A trio of mini vases- from Cancun, Charleston, SC and Peru. (note to all, I do collect them, all types of mini vases)

9. Eight, yes 8, Stress balls- I know.. I'm stressed a lot.

10. A 2007 Calendar- I'm actually about to throw that away, it needs to go.