What does chicken and technology have in common?

I need to cook chicken for about 15 people. I got the rice and salad covered (others are making it) but I am making chicken. What kind of chicken? I don't know, I was hoping to just go on foodnetwork.com and just finding the simplest and tastiest recipe. ummmmmmmm how about there is nothing appetizing. Maybe its because I'm not hungry? Maybe its because its not as simple as I thought... or maybe its because I just realized I have to cook for 15 people! Well, that doesn't scare me much, I know how to cook. (wow, that sounded cocky... I really don't mean it like that... lol)

What is it then?!?!?! Why can't I just find a recipe? Why have I spent ALL DAY looking for one? I know, its cause the ancient monitor I'm using sucks and makes each recipe look like disgusting crap. Having a flat screen HD monitor does wonders so when that's taken away from you, you are left with a horrible thing to bear, a 20 pound monitor that will slowly but surely kill your eyesight. UGGGHHH. Technology has not been good to me today.