A letter to Ms. Aguilera

Dear Christina Aguilera:

Please stop being so slutty. Please stop making songs that you can't even play on the radio cause they are so dirty. Please wear dresses that fit. Please lose that loser boyfriend that you have. Please don't have your son grow up thinking his mommy is a whore. Please consult some good song writers. Please stop the dramatic hand gestures when you sing. Please get rid of that blonde weave.

You are a talented TALENTED girl. Don't stoop down to the whoreish level.

Sincerely, someone who still believes in you.